You woke up this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|problem's glaring. You are fucked. Your life is one big clusterfuck. You {tried tofight it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a truck. This shit is unbearable. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are beyond repair.
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Fucking and Caught
This jackass really fucked this time. He thought he could get away with it, but now he's in over his head. Looks like his story is shattered. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.
- Facing him straight.
- Justice is a bitch.
- Hope he learned his lesson.
Let this be a lesson to all you idiots out there: don't go too far. You'll get caught eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad completely
get more infoMan, things are going south. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even funny. I tried to handle this whole mess, but it just spiraled out of my control. Now I'm swimming in a sea of disaster, and I don't know how to getsave myself.
- I need to calm down before I crack under pressure.
- Maybe tomorrow will be easier.
Ruined My Life Up
Dude, I swear this shit has totally/completely/absolutely messed me up. Like, for real, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I do just goes wrong. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Embracing That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole shit is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against boredom, and the only real distraction is another hit of that good whatever. You gotta cope through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Hell is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps shit interesting, right?
This Shit's Busted Right Now
I'm dead inside, man. Things are just an absolute disaster. I feel like I'm drowning. It's all insanely infuriating. This whole situation is driving me insane. I just need a damn vacation and maybe some space.